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Health Warnings

Studies have shown that putting 3 fingers up you nose will give you a sore nose!

Rubbing you eyes with the same hand you are eating chips with chilli salt with, will result in sore eys and blurred vision.

Interesting Facts

Cream Eggs do not come from Cream Ducks or Cream Chickens. However extensive research is being done to prove otherwise.

The Business Parable "What monkeys teach us" or "The five monkey principal of Business" is really a story about animal abuse and bullying and how we should accept it as normal behaviour.

Important Stories

"This guy's walking down the street when he falls in a hole. The walls are so steep he can't get out.
"A doctor passes by and the guy shouts up, 'Hey you. Can you help me out?' The doctor writes a prescription, throws it down in the hole and moves on.
"Then a priest comes along and the guy shouts up, 'Father, I'm down in this hole can you help me out?' The priest writes out a prayer, throws it down in the hole and moves on
"Then a friend walks by, 'Hey, Joe, it's me can you help me out?'
And the friend jumps in the hole. Our guy says, 'Are you stupid? Now we're both down here.'

The friend says, 'Yeah, but I've been down here before and I know the way out.'"